This one has nothing to do with writing. The intended targets are anyone over 60 or so. Got another call just this morning. Here’s how it went.
Scammer on phone: Hi Grandma.
Me: Are you in jail in Mexico?
Me: Did you break your other leg?
Me: Can I wire you money?
Him: You fucking with me? I’m gonna come over there and–
Dog, on command: Frenzied barking
Me: We’re waiting.